ARE NOT TIMES READERS (13.1.2006)
Helots are not Times Readers
Serfs are not Times Readers
Proles are not Times Readers
Single mothers
Junkies
Peasants
Maoists
etc
Are not Times Readers
Hippies are not Times Readers
Slaves
Servants
Thatchers
Smiths
And Tanners
Are not Times Readers
‘alcies are not Times Readers
The Special Brew Brigade are not Times Readers
The “Too busy wankin’ off over Nestor Makhno” brigade
Are not Times Readers
Primitivists
Deep Ecologists
“The Independent” readers
or the Illiterate
are unlikely to be “Times” readers
The Plain Ordinary are not Times Readers
Homeless people are certainly not Times Readers
Chavs
Pikeys
Scallys
Are not Times Readers

And the “Fuck You” brigade are not Times Readers either