Why Don’t You?

Why don’t you get a job?

Why don’t you go jump off a cliff

Why don’t you do something with your life?

Why did you do something with your life?

Why can’t you do what other people tell you to do?

Why don’t you listen when I say “NO!”?

Why is it you can never commit to something?

Why don’t you get out of the rut you’re stuck in?

Why do you always complain about the world?

Why do you never do anything about it?

Why do you watch nothing but cartoons all day?

What makes you think the soap operas you watch
Are any more indicative of real life?

Why don’t you get your hair cut?

Why don’t you let your hair grow for a while,
You’re forty, overweight, and, for the last time,
The marines rejected you!


Why You

Why you little

Why, you little. Why

You? Little why you?

Little? Why? You little?

You why little

Little why you

You little why?

You
(8.8.2008)