18.7.2008

Silly Season

(part one)

Saturn’s Revenge

Was an album by Goldie

But Saturn has had his revenge

Now Saturn is a spaceship

Says “The Sun”

Mistaken identity

Explanation by UFOlogist ignored

Show film on website

“Ooh, what is it, it’s a mystery”

Its Saturn, you plonker!

Saturn’s Revenge

Shaitan’s revenge

Christmas

Saturnalia

Satanalia

Blasphemy!

(part two)

Astrological Aberration

Wobbly Film

Parallax view

Parallel lines

Wine and dine

Whine and drone

On, on, on, on

It’s trigonometry, stupid!

Get sent to the spice mines of Kessell

For that one

Fremen no more

Oh, wait, wrong epic!

An un-empowered

And uninformed

Member of Society

Diddly squat

Sweet FA

Is what I know

I only know what the papers tell me

Updates with Friday’s fish and chips

Unintelligent design

Left hand not knowing what

Right hand is up to