1.8.2008
Before School

Before school
I got dressed

Before school
I wished I was dead

Before school
I was happy

Before school
I knew what I was doing

Before school
I’d never met anyone interesting

Before school
I had breakfast

Before school
I was at school

Before school
I could read

Before school
I was alive

Before school
I was little

Before school
I was big

Before school
I was Master of the Universe

Before school
I was on the dole

Before school
I was working in a bar


I’m Both Joking and Serious I.V!

Homophobia, an infantile disorder of the Right
Technophobia, an infantile disorder of the Old
Technophilia, an infantile disorder of the Young
Militarism, an infantile disorder of Rupert Murdoch
Islamophobia, an infantile disorder of Melanie Phillips
Petrophilia, an infantile disorder of Jeremy Clarkson

Intellectual-phobia, an infantile disorder of Nazis
Deiophobia, an infantile disorder of Richard Dawkins
Tight-pants-o-philia, an infantile disorder of Fascists

Prole-o-phobia, an infantile disorder of Tony Blair!


27.6.2008

Rain
White
Noise
Constant
Writing
Playstation 2
Cappuccino
Sprinkled
With
Chocolate