Sick humour

If the yob who fed a rabbit to

A crocodile wore a lab coat,

Had a 100K state capitalist

Grant and a PHD, could he

Call what he did “vital medical

Research for headaches”

Or summat like

“Surviving crocodile attacks”?

What do you call a burning

Police car?

A missed opportunity for a

Pig-e-cue

What was the rapping policeman

Called?

The Notorious P.I.G

So, if sci-fi fans should

‘get a life’, what defines a life?

Dogging?

Why don’t we combine the two

It’s Captain Cock on the starship

Doggerprise,

Dogging where no man has

Dogged before!

Oh, and some joke a bout

Lady Die converting to Islam

So she can be skull****ed.

But that would be really offensive.

Who are you?

What do you want?

You are what you want

And be damned to Hell

You Commie pig if you

Demand what you need

‘cos Ayn Rand is God and

Selfishness is a virtue.

Conflict creates strength and

Co-operation is just the weak

Cannibalizing the strong so

Everybody is weak

(without the state you’d die

You p of s and we’d survive

And thrive).

(10.3.2006)