Exhibitionist

Oooh

Can't stop taking my clothes off in public

Oooh

I'll die if you don't touch me
I'm so offended that you didn't touch me

I want you to abuse me
I was never abused
I want you to touch me
Make me feel used

A lesbian encounter
A kiss
All in public

No private existence
For Kylie or Mylie
All filmed

Three years
Me
Dakota Fanning
and three lines of coke

Three years later
Scientists create the perfect orgasm
No more public oohs and ahhs
No more God I'm so pissed off
you never took advantage of me

All private
Until they find a way to read minds

Left, right
Plus, minus

All ones and zeros, can add up
to quite a message

A Bible in Binary

26.6.2010

Get Rid Of Pensions?/ Addendum 2

What if the idea of a state pension were abolished,
and people who are still capable of working go
on Jobseeker's Allowance if unemployed. Incapacity
Benefit can then be paid (and probably indefinitely)
to people who are unable to work more than 20 hours
per week.

I'd suggest that both benefits be worth at least
100 pounds a week, probably at 125 pounds to
keep with the last post.

I suppose it would be unfair to call the
"non-Jobseeker's" benefits "Incapacity" as single
parents should hardly be expected to work longer
than 20 hours a week if raising children.

An Addendum

20K free credit available UK Citizens and those
claiming asylum, limited to 125 pounds per week.

Students and Asylum Seekers can work and earn
tax-free, with asylum automatically granted
after three years.

EMA for under-18s is given at 55 pounds per
week, while full-time UK students and the
employed recieve GWA of 125 pounds per week.

JSA is also at 125 pounds per week, and this
continues to be paid to workers earning less
than 50K a year.

The rate for income tax (with students and
Asylum Seekers being exempt) is 100%: those
earning less than 150K a year recieve a
rebate of 20%.

JSA and GWA is still paid to part-time
workers and volunteers who are UK Citizens.

Non-citizens are ineligible for GWA.